My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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