I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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