I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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