She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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