They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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