Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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