would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Randomize
