I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
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