why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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