I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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