well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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