he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
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