people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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