@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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