How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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