There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
jump out the window naked night went bad
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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