he referred to my room as the tit cave...
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
