You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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