I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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