i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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