maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
she looked like the before picture.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
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