sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
That's intense
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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