Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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