i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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