sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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