im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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