that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
We named our party play list daddy issues
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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