scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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