dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Everyone says I win the strip club
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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