too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Randomize
