ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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