I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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