How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
There r osticjed everywhere
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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