Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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