I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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