I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Randomize
