Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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