my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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