I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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