Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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