Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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