Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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