we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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