is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
