Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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