Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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