Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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