Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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