he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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