I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
is it fun? or sober?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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